I can already tell this summer is going to be hotter than last year’s
One of my favorite snack foods are granola bars, but 99.99% of granola bar manufactuers place a “may contain peanuts/treenuts” warning on their products so I can’t eat them.
I can’t imagine a life without granola bars
There was a drunk man at Disney World who was dancing provocatively towards me and my sister. He was like 5 inches away from me. If you do that to me, I will kick you so hard in the balls that your future grandchildren are going to feel it
My mom on dating
Apparently my parents are giving me “the talk” sometime this week because I got a job.
Trust me, I’m not interested in dating right now, geesh.
But that’s okay. The thought of being alone doesn’t scare me. If I find someone, I find someone. If I don’t, well then, I don’t.
I’m really happy for you but at the same time I’m sad
and then I’ll be completely by myself
My friend’s mom found me on twitter? How?
I am constantly tired